I took a shit when I was over at my neighbor’s house yesterday

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  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    When I got home he called and asks if I had seen it because he's missing one. I lied and said no.
     
  2. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth HELPED BUILD THIS DUMP Gold

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    You actually have more material today than I do. Not GOOD material but material nonetheless
     
  3. bill

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    Kudos on the huge balls, fucker.
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Shoulda saved this for Monday morning :facepalm:
     
  5. banksy

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    Was it "glowing" and full of wonder or any of that horseshit?
     
  6. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Was his nipples showing?
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

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    Dump Thread. :up:
     
  8. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Fuckin bullshit
     
  9. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i like to break into houses and just take a shit,no stealing nothing but the ass wipe....
     
  10. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Well-Known Member

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    No no pal, his joke was funny. Probably why this seemed odd to you.
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    You're outrageous