I took a strapon dildo in the ass

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  1. Ano

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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.
     
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    1st
     
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    wtf
     
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    patriots win the superbowl 2014-15
     
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    Lol...pussah
     
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    what's wrong brah?
     
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    That thread is still on the fucking front page over there. :facepalm:
     
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    He will NEVER live that down...

    Go look at all of the pics in that thread... Fucking hilarious....
     
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    as it should be
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Oh dear.
     
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    You should email cary to see if she's hot.
     
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    That's quite a blowout.
     
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    Who? :dontknow:
     
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    Can't believe they let them get the two point conversion on that second touchdown though. Totally fucked me on the point spread. I had the Pats by 1998½
     
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