I totes forgot that I have a question for you faggots

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So my BFF is a beekeeper and he just had his first harvest of the year and he gave Miss Chriza and myself a nice jar of fresh honey as a gift. Problem is, I've no idea what the fuck to do with it. I never, ever buy or eat honey.

    I don't drink tea, so that's out. Someone mentioned putting it on toast with peanut butter, that sounds all right. What else is there? Maybe make some nice honey mustard chicken?

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    Lick it off her tits you dummy
     
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    Use it as anal lube
     
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    smoothie recipe:

    ice
    1 banana
    whey or other protein powder
    chocolate almond milk
    PB2
    honey
     
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    Put it on biscuits.
     
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    fried chicken + honey

    :hump:
     
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    :winner:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Add to oatmeal
     
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    HAL HAM

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    She just fuckin made biscuits
     
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    I noticed KFC replaced their honey with honey sauce, mixed honey with corn syrup. Bastards
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Makes a good face mask anti-bacterial and soothing
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Gave "me" a jar. Another person can't give something to your "self."

    :fil:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Supposedly local honey contains magic stuff that will help your system resist allergys. Eat a tablespoon a day to get that going.

    You'd better google that because I pulled that from memory.
     
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    Put some on them.
     
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    Honey and PB is tits bruh
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    make mead
     
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    1 banana? :wtf:

    I'm sorry, sir, but a single fruit does not make a smoovie. :no:

    Amiright, @dinkus mayhem ?!?

    This F'N guy and his chocolate almond milk. :fil:
     
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    You guys know honey is just bee shit don't you