I treat my body like shit.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's a wonder the poor bitch keeps on going.

    Bruised from top to bottom again. No - no pictures this time. You have all seen 100 of them, and these ones aren't as impressive.

    But I'm fuckin' sore - and I keep asking myself: "Why, Slippy? Why do you keep being an idiot with this aging body?"

    I know a lot of you men out there work past what you should do to your bodies. I know it. @Badfunn tosses himself down hills at breakneck speed. I know @Reggae Mistress takes her body to task - and makes me want to cunt-punch her, 'cause she is sooooooooooo goddamn toned.

    Jesus.............I'm clearly having a hard time with 40. This is my 3rd "age" thread. :down:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    you've done enough: you need to let someone else treat your body like shit now.
     
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    :wub:
     
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    See? I'd eat the shit out of that and dip it in bbq sauce. I know it's not good for me.............but I still would. Wash my palate down with a beer.
     
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    I've been colouring out the greys since I was about 30 something. :depressed:
     
  8. Mr Sinister

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    i treat mine like an amusement park
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Send me a picture. I'll give some tips.
     
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    Some of the rides can get hard on aging bones.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    He emptied every single one of those ranch bottles on that shit.
     
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    You keep your tip in your pants, sir. :grad:
     
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    im in my 20's everything's pretty much hard in general
     
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    :jj::jj:
     
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    @BaddFunn 's snowboarding was hardly "breakneck speed"

    Certainly more athletic than 90% of the board I'm sure though :up:
     
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    We'd get along beautifully.

    Does he keep a defib machine handy?
     
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    It looked fast to me. I'd have hit every one of those damn trees.

    I have the grace and co-ordination of a stunted tick.
     
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    Being a woman and Canadian, you already have 2 strikes against you :grad:
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    *sigh*

    Short end of the stick, every damn time. :down:
     
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    that's not abuse. that's living.
     
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