I tried this and almost died...can any of you homos buttwater?

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  1. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    [video=youtube_share;Yhq1z95tT60]http://youtu.be/Yhq1z95tT60[/video]
     
  2. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You white people are strange.
     
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    Not clicking.
     
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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    I want you to go to jail for this. :cwl:
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    oh god dammit I just posted this in another thread. :mad:
     
  6. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I've never wanted to be the guy who did weird shit for acceptance. I think every high school had one. Ours ate dead bees for money. I could see him doing this if he is still alive.
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Stupid hippies. Not even a smirk.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Schmoopy Dahmer's gonna do that to your skull but use your own blood instead of water. :)
     
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    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    Disgusting. Schmoop Y is covering his ding a ling?
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mustard tank-top lawnmower man made a funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Dream Theater

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    I would stab that mother fucker if he shat water on me.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You wouldn't have time to since you're receiving so many bj's.
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    That's twisted even for Schmoopy Dahmer! Congratulations. That made me a little sick, actually.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    When I was in high school, before our Autoshop teacher would let us work on the floor, he gave us the anti-horseplay "safety" speech.... He told us a story of two former students that were engaged in horseplay with a compressed air hose... Of of the guys took the hose and jammed it into the buttcrack of the other student and shot a blast of compressed air up in there .. the blast of air wound up bursting the guys rectum & colon, which ultimately killed him.

    Needless to say there was no compressed air horseplay in our class that year
     
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    : colinpowell:
     
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    Rectum? Damn near killed him!
     
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    I always wondered what the kids obituary might've said...


    "Taken from us too soon due to fatal exploding butthole accident"...??
     
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    Obviously no water skiers in here.....:c