I tried to break all Ten Commandments in four and a half hours last night

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  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    ..But it took me seven hours
     
  2. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Amateur.
     
  3. Summer

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    Details please
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    so who did you adulterer with?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I need details so I won't make the same mistake.
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    How did you handle "you shalt not murder"?
     
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    maybe she killed a bottle of gin
     
  8. Summer

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    She killed a spider, close enough
     
  9. Summer

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    lol that's better!
     
  10. Tigger Please

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    Paying a hitman counts, doesn't it?
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    No, that's just mean
     
  12. Summer

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    You're right, I went way too far
     
  13. Gomez

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    did you covet thy neighbor's wife?
     
  14. Summer

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    You're one person who doesn't even murder the English language.
     
  15. Slippy

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    :ixnay:

    Never put it in writing!
     
  16. Summer

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    That was the best part of her day
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I've had a couple neighbors whose wives I'd like to covet :marx:
     
  18. Tigger Please

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    Someone I coveted. I figured I could knock off two of the commandments in one shot
     
  19. Lemmy

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    The less people involved in a murder the better…….someone always talks. :toptip:
     
  20. Tigger Please

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    I was asking for a friend