Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, Apr 20, 2014.
..But it took me seven hours
so who did you adulterer with?
I need details so I won't make the same mistake.
How did you handle "you shalt not murder"?
maybe she killed a bottle of gin
She killed a spider, close enough
lol that's better!
Paying a hitman counts, doesn't it?
No, that's just mean
You're right, I went way too far
did you covet thy neighbor's wife?
You're one person who doesn't even murder the English language.
Never put it in writing!
That was the best part of her day
I've had a couple neighbors whose wives I'd like to covet
Someone I coveted. I figured I could knock off two of the commandments in one shot
The less people involved in a murder the better…….someone always talks.
I was asking for a friend