I tried to eat as much tonight as I used to

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    30 pounds ago, I would easily take down 2/3 of a large pizza and follow it with a couple of pints of craft beer. Tonight I had a Halloween celebration with a few friends and thought I'd celebrate by eating the way I used to... now I feel like I'm going to throw up. Maybe I should. This is fucking horrible.

    Anyway, Happy Halloween.
     
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    You should just have a portion of almonds and some hot water with a mint leaf. Then you could fit into your skinny jeans.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Quitter
     
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    Beautiful schoop
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    definitely throw up it will keep the weight off.
     
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    funny how you change like that. Kids came home with bags of candy and aside for looking for razor blades I didn't even pluck any out for me. I used to take all the "poison candy" for me.
     
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    I gave up trying the eat as much as I used to. My problem is I can't drink like I used to and I forget that. Makes for a tough morning sometimes.
     
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    Congratulations, the Green Drink is working and you are evolving !
    Have you started painting beautiful watercolors yet ?
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Dude!
    You lost 30 LBS? ... That is fucking awesome!
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    And that's what Thanksgiving is all about anyhow!
    I'm going to cook two Small-ish turkeys this year.
    I also make killer stuffing.
    I can't wait till Thanksgiving!
     
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    And no wonder why you farted on Marilyn.
     
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    good plan brah :up:
     
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    Maybe he gained 30 lbs.
     
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    :haha: