I trying figure out how to get this 2nd hook up.

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    About a month a ago I hooked up with this college chick. We both agreed that it would just be sex nothing. It was some of the best wild sex I've ever had in my life. We exchanged numbers but haven't contacted each other since.

    I totally want to meet up again. But what should my text or call say?
     
  2. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Enjoyed our last get together want to go for round 2? Painal?
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Text her a weiner pic...works EVERY time.
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lmao: such a romeo
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Text her "it burns when I pee".
     
  6. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    I think the proper etiquette is "Hi, are you busy tonight?" and if she says, "Yes." then you should just respond, "OK, some other time then." with the aforementioned 'other time' being at least two weeks time.
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Gary created more interesting "I got laid but I don't know what to do next" threads. You should try a different shtick.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    she is waiting for your check to clear the bank first.
     
  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Should I just be that simple in the message? Not like "hey it was great been hoping to see ya again"?
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Are you asking him or telling him what to say to the girl?
     
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Text her "My doctor says regular expression is good for my prostate. Want to assist with my clinical treatments?"
     
  12. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I need Chriza's advice on the matter. None of you are helping.
     
  13. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Should I ask it during the middle of the week or wait till the weekend when's she's possible drunk
     
  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Picture says a thousand words :ucoffee:

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  15. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Call her "sweetling" when you call/text her.
     
  17. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Uhhhh, she is in college. Opportunities to have good sex arise approximately every 17 minutes.
     
  18. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, this is real difficult. how about, wanna grab a beer? wtf, shes a college kid & will fuck you for awhile if you're paying for the alcohol. how old are you anyway?
     
  19. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    If its really casual, as you described then I would go with the very casual strategy.
     
  20. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol: true