Politics I turned down a 2am booty call from a hot curvy latino chick on Snapchat yesterday

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Long time ago I made a post about some tinder experiences I had had, and one of them was a chick who I was going to meet one night but couldn't find her (not gonna tell the story again), but we added each other on snapchat. Anyway, since then, she often puts out snapstories and whatnot, and yesterday I smoked pot again for the first time in almost 2 years, cause a brother of a friend of mine who had just returned from a study year abroad had some really good darknet stuff. So we're all really high, and I send the chick a snap of myself with a skull filter on, and she right away sends me a cleavage pic back.

    This chick is super sexy, curvy but giant tits and really nice spanish face.

    So im like wow, and show my friend, and we snap back and forth, me usually just a filter or just of me, and she keeps sending cleavage and other light porn stuff, and it becomes clear she's drinking with friends and going out.

    Things calm down a bit when I dont respond to her last snap, and at around 12 I go home from my friend's place. Then suddenly at like 2am, I get another cleavage pic from the chick, and at this point im in bed, so I snap her back something like "nice !! :fire: :fire: :fire:" and we start snapping a bit again and im using filters to hide my ugly face and stuff, and then she's like "you're cute (or something)" and she's snapping that she's going home from town. Then she asks if I live in oslo and I'm like hell yeah and send a snap with the geo filter on it (so it says which part of town Im in) and she's like hey you're not far away at all. Then she she sends a snap of her legs or something and is like "I have to sleep alone tonight :( wanna come over and we can sleep together?" and im like holy fuck. This is like my dream come true, and keep in mind I haven't gotten laid in like 4 years.

    I don't know how to respond and she snaps more asking if I want to come over and stuff.

    But like..I feel really fat right now, and I didn't feel groomed or anything :( I put on like 8kg right before summer, and haven't gotten around to losing it yet, and I was like FUCK, if I had just lost those fucking 8kg already and gotten more in shape so she wouldn't be let down when I showed up. I told her I couldn't because I had to get up early in the morning, and she sent a sort of disappointed text back and when I suggested we meet in town soon she didn't really reply. Haven't spoken to her since.
     
  2. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    No you didnt :shit:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    This is the fake story Mike.
     
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    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    this is the fake story, mike
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Btw if you don't want to post in this thread or read what I write, then dont, just fuck off. Anyone who tags a bunch of people who shouldnt be here will get reported on.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Good call, Latin chicks are the worst.
     
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    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    I read it, I just dont believe it :dontknow:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Actually I did, think I give a fuck about what your fucking gay pea brain head thinks about it?
    the real fake story is you claiming to have a boyfriend who sits around all day while you post here. We all know you drink from the fairy cup
     
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    pics or never happened
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    A lot of Latino chick's in Oslo, Gar?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    dude this chick is really hot and sexual as hell :/
    Ok?
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Was her dick not big enough?

    You should do a thread about your weight loss and update us on the progress each week. Pics and all.
     
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    Post a screen shot fatty :fil:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    do you know how snapchat works, melvin geezer?
    no..thats what makes her even more special. Shes 20 btw.
     
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    :secret: prostitute
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Poor Gary, takes everything so srsly. Can't handle a joke.

    Is this the fairy cup you were thinking of?
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    You are fag and homo.
     
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    Stop eating.