I, Uh, Well, I Don't Know Anything Anymore

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  1. CrucifiedAGT

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    http://www.vice.com/read/a-child-in-the-netherlands-is-going-to-have-five-parents-876

    These Five People Are About to Have a Baby Together

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    The idea of a "nuclear family"—white picket fence, a kid or two, friendly golden retriever—has been under siege for a while now. No longer do stories of step-parents or half-siblings shock us, and children being raised by parents of the same gender (so-called "pink families") are becoming increasingly common. Another new, lesser known family structure that has emerged is that of multi-parenting—or raising a child with more than two legal parents. For instance, a lesbian couple and a gay couple bringing up a child together as a single family, but in separate households.

    That's more or less the family unit that two couples—Jaco and Sjoerd, and Daantje and Dewi—have decided upon. The four have known each other for ten years, and have been considering the possibility of having a child together for about six. That possibility is going to become a reality this week, when Daantje gives birth.

    Both couples are married, but Jaco and Sjoerd's relationship also involves a third person: an Australian named Sean who's been their partner for the last three years. "Three and a half," Sean shouts from the kitchen when he hears me asking Sjoerd how long they have been together. Sean is such a big part of their relationship that he will play an equal role in raising the gang's future son.

    "Jaco and I have been married for eight years now. Unfortunately we can't marry Sean as well, otherwise we'd have done it in a heartbeat," says Sjoerd.........
     
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    Typical white racists stealing all the daddies for themselves.
     
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    I see no future legal problems with any of this. :rolleyes:
     
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    It's hard enough for two normal people to agree on raising a kid, I can't image what the result will be when five lunatics try it.
     
  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Don't give the Lefties any more ideas, please.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    They wanted equal tolerance. They got it.
     
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    I'd like to stick it in the brunettes Dutch oven.
     
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    Can you imagine that poor kid? Might as well lay out his outfits to eat his beautiful soup and portion of almonds now.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I give it 6 months when 3 out of 5 of them no longer want anything to do with it.
     
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    "Mom, can I go to the playground?"
    "Ask your father."
    "Dad, can I go to the playground?"
    "Ask your mother."
    "Mom, can I go.... Aw, fuck it."

    :nooo:
     
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    what's the difference between that and people who get divorced, remarry and then subject their kids to step parents?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and then get divorced again and remarry
     
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    Finally, the voice of reason against this marriage silliness we have now that anything can marry anything(s) else, and how this causes challenges for children to grow up properly.

     
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    the door is open. Soon the legal age in U.S. for consensual sex will drop to 15,and so on(just guessing,I HAVE NO FACTS). Few taboos are left in society.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    with those viking names I can't tell if they're male or female.
    not sure who the couples are
     
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    AAAAAND the pregnant lesbien couple must have gotten the sperm from someone, so there is really a 6th parent in this whole mess
     
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    Do they go Dutch on the soup?
     
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    The jokes are going to be endless here. We need Jackie!! @Deee
     
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    Well, better them than me. :coffee: