I used q-tips at work

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  1. Root

    Root New Member

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    Dirty ears
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    right on.
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    I use them sometimes after I get out of the shower, sooo.
     
  4. Root

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    First attempt at one of these

    Miserable effort if you ask me

    Should have gone with "I used a compound bow for a q-tip at work"

    Or something wiity at least...

    Nice av by the way, reps
     
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    In my everyday personal hygene routine

    No need to hide it :up:
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    That's when you are supposed to used them
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    I let the wax build up so I can make candles out of it.
     
  8. gwartney

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    Do the Australians twirl their q-tips in the opposite direction of the North Americans? I twirl mine clockwise.
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    I twirl forward.
    So right ear would be clockwise, left ear would be counterclockwise.
     
  10. Just Peachy

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    This is a good exercise to think about. I go counterclockwise with my right ear and clockwise with my left. I wonder if this has anything to do with left brain/right brain dominance? Hmmmmm...
     
  11. gwartney

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    I double checked. Clockwise both sides. I'm a rebel too. I go inside the ear canal. Strictly against the instructions.
     
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    You ever stick em up yer butthole?
     
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    Pro-Tip: I use Q-tips and alcohol swabs to clean my keyboard in between the keys. :grad:
     
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    Bump
     
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    I figured this was going to be a thread about cats. :dontknow:
     
  16. gwartney

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    I turn mine upside down every couple of months and shake out the crumbs.
     
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    I use "DUST DESTROYER", a compressed gas duster.

    I figure if I ever run out of beer and get desperate, it's a good backup.

    [video=youtube;3g99h4qaCio]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g99h4qaCio&feature=related[/video]
     
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    Jesus, I think she has brain damage.