I used to hate when I'd shit in a bar and hover. Would be on a 10 minute hemorrhoidal break.

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    You ever have to stand and poop?
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Shit (mercy) bump
     
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  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    These are troubling times.
     
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    Build a nest.

    A nest will save your ass.
     
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    So much shit you had to make it twice? :jj:

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  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    There were two originals. Due diligence.
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    :lo5:
     
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    :grad:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How can a man stand and poop
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    How can a man be a mother??
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'll call back in an hour! "You better not!"
     
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    How can one comprehend an infinite universe?
     
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    HOW CAN A MAN BE A MOM!
     
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    FUCKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!! You ninja'd me and you goofed the line!!!!!
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I will have Melba toast, pecan pie, and rum balls.
     
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