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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i want her to make fun of me for having a small cock and being fat. also id like her to spit on me and put stuff up my ass i also would like 2 fill all of her holes why she calls me pig and little cock
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Sounds reasonable.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    am i crazy?
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you is what you is
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The heart wants what the heart wants.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    id love that no schtick
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;ETvoNlcvswI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETvoNlcvswI[/video]
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I have heard of weirder things that people want to do...
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    taylor rain would be for this
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    or spring thomas
     
  12. Jake Dog

    Jake Dog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Janet Mason
     
  13. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    or Lexington Steele
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    who?
     
  15. Jake Dog

    Jake Dog Well-Known Member VIP

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    JinxiePie
     
  16. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I have never been with a (paid) hewer....and I doubt I ever would. EXCEPT, this one obscure former pron chick who was retired from the biz and "Escorting" in LA last time I checked....If I was there, and had the money to burn, and some fine schmoke to burn, I would absolutely have to do it. I'll prolly regret this post, and some think her a skank, but Tammi Ann was my all time favorite in the 90's, and she has aged QUITE nicely, IMHO....

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  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Normally highly powerful men like politicians, lawyers, doctors, business execs get off on sexual humiliation. It's the anthesis of the daily ass kissing everyone gives them. Mike doesn't fit the mold.
     
  18. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I will call you baby cock and pig boy and spit on you, but none of my holes are getting filled and you shove stuff up your own ass.

    Deal?
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I see nothing wrong with banging her. We pay chefs to cook our meal, maids to make our beds why not pay to get off?
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Anyone surprised that BM wants to get aids or herpes?