i wanaa bang a porno chick but

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i want her to make fun of me for having a small cock and being fat. also id like her to spit on me and put stuff up my ass i also would like 2 fill all of her holes why she calls me pig and little cock
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Sounds reasonable.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    am i crazy?
     
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    you is what you is
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The heart wants what the heart wants.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    id love that no schtick
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;ETvoNlcvswI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETvoNlcvswI[/video]
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I have heard of weirder things that people want to do...
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    taylor rain would be for this
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    or spring thomas
     
  12. Jake Dog

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    Janet Mason
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    or Lexington Steele
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    who?
     
  15. Jake Dog

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    JinxiePie
     
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    I have never been with a (paid) hewer....and I doubt I ever would. EXCEPT, this one obscure former pron chick who was retired from the biz and "Escorting" in LA last time I checked....If I was there, and had the money to burn, and some fine schmoke to burn, I would absolutely have to do it. I'll prolly regret this post, and some think her a skank, but Tammi Ann was my all time favorite in the 90's, and she has aged QUITE nicely, IMHO....

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  17. Reggae Mistress

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    Normally highly powerful men like politicians, lawyers, doctors, business execs get off on sexual humiliation. It's the anthesis of the daily ass kissing everyone gives them. Mike doesn't fit the mold.
     
  18. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I will call you baby cock and pig boy and spit on you, but none of my holes are getting filled and you shove stuff up your own ass.

    Deal?
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I see nothing wrong with banging her. We pay chefs to cook our meal, maids to make our beds why not pay to get off?
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Anyone surprised that BM wants to get aids or herpes?