i wanna go to Dontonkoma

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  1. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    "I am dorry. I'm drunk. I wanna go to Dontonkoma. Drain station."
    I love that prank call.

    "I'd rather stick it in a meat grindah"
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    you'll have money at six o'clock?
     
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    I'm going back to Cali :grad:
     
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    Flashbacks! :nooo:
     
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    Are you sure they didn't mix some acid in with the epidural?
     
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    i lived there...fa reelz
     
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    One of my faaaaaaaaavorites!
     
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    great call...one of the best.
     
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    I want to see The Toosh in The Conk!

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    I lived in the next town over.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    My dad used to take me to the lake. He'd tell me it's bottomless and would tell me stories of the "Lady of the Lake" AS we were fishing on his shitty aluminum boat. It creeped me the fuck out.
     
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    don't do dack...
     
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    Looks like someone won't be going there anymore...

    [h=1]Man killed trying to cross the LIE in Ronkonkoma[/h]Originally published: December 10, 2013 8:30 PM
    Updated: December 10, 2013 10:12 PM
    By CANDICE RUUD candice.ruud@newsday.com

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    A man who was attempting to cross the Long Island Expressway near exit 60 in Ronkonkoma was killed when he was hit by a car Tuesday night, police said.
    Police said the man was stopped on the highway because his car had become disabled.
    The call about the accident came in at 7:52 p.m., police said. Eastbound lanes of the Long Island Expressway between Exits 60 and 62 were still closed around 9:50 p.m.