I wanna have sexual relations with Christina Aguilera so bad

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HAL, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :jerk:

    [video=youtube;6cfCgLgiFDM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cfCgLgiFDM[/video]
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    do it HAL
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    how?
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    she looks so hot when she goes into that store
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It feels like I am just too close to love HAL. There's nothing else I can really say.
     
  7. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No doubt that the feeling is mutual.

    Go and act on your feelings. When it's right, it's right.

    Go now!
     
  9. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    This is disappointing, Hal.
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I can't lie no more. I can't hide no more...got to be true to myself...And it feels like I am just too close to love HAL....so I'll be on my way.
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I think Bobtraw wants some HAL
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    lets fuck right nao
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Luke at you using your chink language. :transcheer:
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Which way is right? Which way is wrong? How do I say I that I need to move on? You know we're heading separate ways.
     
  16. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    Hal!!!!!!!!! :cheer:
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
  18. HAL

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    me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer:
     
  19. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I could read your thoughts and tell you what you saw, and never say a word.