I want a bitch.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Jan 20, 2015.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Who makes french toast and sucks dick.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    French toast isn't very good
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Who in the hell stand like that God damn she has severe spinal cord injury fuck her and fuck you!
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I hope she scalds her cunt.
     
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  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    She's bending over to read the recipe for french toast :rolleyes:
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Yes, I'm sorry, you're right, that's a very natural pose, and she doesn't at all need a back brace or cane. She could shit in a toilet three feet away.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Maybe she has a spinal problem :dontknow:
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Fuck you!
     
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  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Thigh gap is a myth. These chicks are pretty much contorting their bodies to get it. Not to say that they aren't fit, it's just that unless you are close to being emaciated your thighs are gonna touch up near the cooch.
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Nigga, please. :fil:
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I obviously posted the wrong pic for you above. Let me rectify that.

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  13. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I wish I could put a mod on ignore. :fil:
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I need two of them on ignore, possibly three.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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