Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, May 31, 2014.
they are good
I just had some cantaloupe. It was delicious.
Though, I prefer a Crenshaw.
this is a reverse spin off thread
To stick your dick in
I thought it was you but it was Stevie that I was arguing about cantaloupe with. I HATE it. I hate all melons, except a slight tolerance to Honeydew. But my little 70 pound Grandma could polish off a whole watermelon by herself. It was crazy how that woman ate melons.
I do not like any sort of melon except watermelon...I am white.
All you honeydew fucks need to chow on a Crenshaw. Serious.
I can't even get a side of fruit salad at a restaurant. They fill the damn bowl up with melon. I want some strawberries, grapes, kiwi, pineapple, apples, oranges, whatever. Just not melon.
First, Peachy was racist against gnats. And now it's melons.
Was this part of that grapefruit video?
Dude, that yellow shirt I was wearing when the gnats were attacking me had blood specks all over it, even after I washed it. It's fucking bullshit is what I say. Maybe if I put a melon in the corner of the yard it will attract all pests. This may be a good idea.
Oh my god. I told you not to post my pic.