I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

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  1. Slippy

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    This song will stick in your head until about March. It does for me.

    This thread is for amusing Christmas songs.
     
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    :giggle: I can't lie, I laughed my ass off to this one. I goddamn LOVE porky pig!
     
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    :uscratch:
     
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    fuck me up the ass with a rubber hose.........I still have some learning to do on this board - that was supposed to be "Blue Christmas" by Porky Pig
     
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    Hi Slip. :hw:
     
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    hey chickie

    Merry Christmas
     
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    Hi punkin!

    How are you handling the influx?
     
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    Holy midget hands

    You're like Bizarro Slippy
     
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    Monk, I got my first one to work by the grace of God.........what are the surrounds for a video from youtube?

    Keeps defaulting to the first one I posted.
     
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    I'm sure they would wrap around your skinny weiner
     
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    It's a date!
     
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    HEY!!!!!!!! :moon:
     
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    you're Chiva's little brother, that would just be weird :nono:
     
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    HAAAAAA! I figured it the fuck out!
     
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    If I'm gonna be living with the two of you I'm already gonna be sniffing your panties when you're not home

    This is just the obvious next step
     
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    :party: :dj::booze:
     
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    :facepalm:
    Chiva says, make sure you bring your Wii, so we can play super metroid
     
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    Tell him Super Metroid is still only a one player game and I'm not just gonna sit there staring at my dick while that mastodon hogs the TV