I want my wife to eat my ass

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RobinsBedSores, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    and vice versa. What is the best way to bring up this subject and the best way to score the ass eating session?
     
  2. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    just tell him you want to pwn up to your pseudo-scat fetish.

    simple
     
  3. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    discuss it over a dinner of mexican food
     
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    Her, her!
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    just get down on her puss one night and slip
     
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    ok, and be prepared for the imminent staph and Hep-C infection from "her."
     
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    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    But how do I get her to do me?
     
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    tell her you will sign the divorce papers if she does it.
     
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    Boring. Make a thread when she wants you to shit in her mouth
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    start her off with a pinky mabee...
    thats a tuff one..
     
  11. Markijuano

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    Dive right in and if She gripes then you suck.
     
  12. gwartney

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    Show her this thread. It will convince her how sincere you are about it.
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Without asking, I eventually got it. I did it for her a handful of times, and it blew her mind enough that she eventually returned the favour. Last Saturday night she was jerking me off with her tongue all over my balls, taint and butthole.

    I was like :cool:
     
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    and then she kissed the kids goodnight.
     
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    That's hot.
     
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    Yeah I can be all like, your honour, she won't eat my ass and vice versa.
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Oh, she kissed "the kids" repeatedly.
     
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    She had that thing where they cut to her ass to have kids so maybe she's a little shy about it.
     
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    gotcha, pops
     
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    because it looks like God sutured together the Grand Canyon with bailing wire?