I want one of these flashlights

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  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    If that guy tried to lose a little weight he would not be half bad.
     
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    Nice! I'll take one.
     
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    Awesome tomtom. If you haven't seen it already, here's another fun one:
     
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    I'll take a Fleshlight over that contraption any day.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    That is badass. I used to have a super soaker squirt gun that would do that when I was a youngun'.

    That gun would be incredible to clear a prowler out of your house. I could stick it out the bedroom door and clear the hallway of any fucker.
     
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    METAL Storm! ☺

    Or you could just put something with a one million round per minute capability at your front door with a motion detector!
    :idea:

     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    ^^ What do they mean by
    180rounds @ 1 million rounds per minute? At around 1:25

    That the gun could shoot 1mil and are using that setting, but they only loaded 180 rounds?
     
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    Yes.
    It's a prototype, but it's only limitations are the size of the magazine.
     
  10. boeing46

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    Thats a real nice lil tool but I prefer something else that I won't mention except for the fact it's small and like Clint said "it will take your head clean off".
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    ahh I see.. thanks
     
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    Seems to be a dumbass in every crowd. :ujj:

    NOW HERE IS YOUR GUN..............
    For sure anyone who knows anything about guns will like the following.
    The Pistol every homeowner needs--60 Caliber. This video is basically a
    "show and tell" custom built Thompson Encore (fancy version of the
    Thompson Contender).
    The Caliber is a .600 Nitro Express.
    That's right... An elephant gun round in a handgun.
    The story goes that the guy that built it is some kind of custom gun
    maker. He built this as an exhibition piece. He takes it to the range
    with him just to show it off, and the big guy that shot it (In the
    video) had been bugging the builder to let him shoot it.

    Now think about this...Only until fairly recently (early-mid '80's) the
    600 Nitro Express was hands down the biggest, nastiest, hardest hitting
    and heaviest recoiling weapon you could buy. It was designed for one
    simple purpose... to knock an elephant flat on his butt. It was really
    built as an exhibition piece! This cartridge is known for breaking
    collarbones, arms, and shoulders of the shooter in a RIFLE
    configuration!
    Think about this, in the gun world they use what is termed as "Recoil
    Index" to kind of give prospective buyers an idea of what a gun kicks
    like. A 30-06 gets a rating of a 1.0, which for many people is about the
    limit of what they can shoot multiple rounds thru comfortably. A .243 is
    rated at like a .4; a .270 was like a .8, etc.
    The .600 Nitro Express is rated at a 9.4... 9.4 times more punishing
    power than a 30-06 rifle.

    Now here's the dumbass:
     
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  13. HowieCalbo

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    Is that like one of those trick cigars? That fat guy was punked.