Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Jan 9, 2013.
I want to send and receive shitty gifts!
I want to have more of them.
Can you help me out with that, Dawg?
you still havent made me my penis boxers
can you mail me some of your pills?
Zit dicks? You mean Chriza right?
I quit taking my pills in November, ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa threw them right in the garbage. I am drug free now.
Please knit me a penis cozy.
everyone asks but no one sends addresses.
Send an address and i will.
I really am drug-free now. And counselor and psychiatrist free. The last time I saw my counselor she called me a loser. What the Hell kind of therapist is that?! She also said my husband sucked.
Plus the psychiatrist wouldn't prescribe me any more of the good ones because I took five of them a while back. I read that it would take like 50 of them to kill me but she cut me off for taking five. Stupid bull dyke.
Did they make you feel nice?
sounds like a desperate plea for friends from a convict,
They weren't strong enough to really make me feel nice, just sort of calmer.
show your clit and we will Give you our ipinion
By the way this thread is entirely sarcastic in nature.