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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by bobtraw, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. bobtraw

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    I want to send and receive shitty gifts!

    I want to have more of them.
     
  2. bobtraw

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    Can you help me out with that, Dawg?
     
  3. Kanye West

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    you still havent made me my penis boxers :fil:
     
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    can you mail me some of your pills?
     
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    Zit dicks? You mean Chriza right?
     
  6. bobtraw

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    I quit taking my pills in November, ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa threw them right in the garbage. I am drug free now.
     
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    Of course.
     
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    Please knit me a penis cozy.
     
  9. bobtraw

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    everyone asks but no one sends addresses.
     
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    Send an address and i will.
     
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    God dammit :mad:
     
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    I really am drug-free now. And counselor and psychiatrist free. The last time I saw my counselor she called me a loser. What the Hell kind of therapist is that?! She also said my husband sucked.
     
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    :secret: Plus the psychiatrist wouldn't prescribe me any more of the good ones because I took five of them a while back. I read that it would take like 50 of them to kill me but she cut me off for taking five. Stupid bull dyke.
     
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    Did they make you feel nice?
     
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    sounds like a desperate plea for friends from a convict,
     
  17. bobtraw

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    They weren't strong enough to really make me feel nice, just sort of calmer.
     
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    It is.
     
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    show your clit and we will Give you our ipinion
     
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    By the way this thread is entirely sarcastic in nature.
     

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