I want to bang Robin parody songs

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PTRacing, Nov 19, 2014.

  1. PTRacing

    PTRacing Well-Known Member

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    Like alot of the show now, it's now way beyond ridiculous to pretend anymore. Talk about the elephant in the room. :rolleyes:
     
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    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    But she can finally have sex again !
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    To be fair, the elephant usually stays home now.
     
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    Listen, we have to have some show filler.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Not news,been saying this for 10 yrs
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    P.S. Little Mikey is an uncreative hack. No originality and a harrable voice.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'd like to hear Sal's song "In Robin's Asshole" to the tune of Elvis' "In the Ghetto", but have been unable to locate it on youtube.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard needs scripted jokes, taped bits, and fake callers.
    Every non planned thought he has needs to past through many PC filters before he poorly delivers them through his big fake teeth.
    Mr Free speech today apologized for saying 'honey' while talking about a broad.....rebel-rebel

    Amazing Linda Ronstadt re-write today.
    Linda wasn't a fan of 1995 Howard Stern......
    Fun Fact.....2014 Howard Stern is not a fan of 1995 Howard Stern.
    Stern edits/censors all the UN-PC funny from the tapes.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Robin, I have tons of new songs, so much to get to....Robin?
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Maybe you guys aren't convinced that Robin is sexy because the songs just aren't very good.

    What if Robin got out of the shower and walked into the room naked? Her hot massive tits dragging across the carpet, burning her nipples to a nice cherry red. She bends over to get her slippers and you see that beautiful butthole and her coco mound. Robin was eating Cheetos in the shower as she is prone to do. You see a few Soggy Cheetos stuck in her cunt hairs. She calls you over and you feed off of that bush. Mmmm. Speaking of cheese flavors - you lift her second gunt and begin to fuck that slimy cheese trench. It's natural lubrication feels so amazing. She removes her wig and you run your fingers over her beautiful bald head. The fat ripples just above the back of her neck reminding you of that pack of hot dogs you grilled that one 4th of July with dear old dad.
     
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    Who doesn't like love songs about an obese 62 year old wearing a bag. Now that's sexy!
     
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    It's certainly beyond ri-god-damn-diculous! I'm guessing the show has these guys (Psyche, Eli, Little Mikey) on a cheap retainer to produce quick batches of songs to fill airtime. Last week Robin mentioned that she had once licked her own nipple so of course "so many songs came in" from "a bunch of horny guys" the very next day. They even have a new lo-fi guy (like "Robin's Squeeze Box") proclaiming his lust.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Where can I find Little Mikey's songs online? I'm looking for the one thats like "just whip your jugs out for me baby, if you do i'll shoot my gravy..." lol fucking love that one but can't find on YT
     
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    They actually make me a bit gayer every time I think of having to hit that old Reggie
     
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    Between all of the cancer surgeries plus the breast reduction she's got more scars than a teenager's wrists.
     
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    To quote the great Joan Rivers from when she roasted Robin: "Under her shirt it looks like a mudslide"
     
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