I want to fill my sister's ass and cunt with worms and cockroaches

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  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    Sup niggz ?
     
  2. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Yo playa.
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Have you mentioned this to her?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Not this again. :facepalm:
     
  5. Spider

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    What would your mom say about this?
     
  6. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Your sister hot? If so, do it!
     
  7. doughhead63

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    Hi Buddy...you are a good brother
     
  8. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    This reminds me of the Miss Howard Stern pageant PPV special....One chick, that was kinda cute, had a GIANT cockroach tattoo, and her talent was putting roaches in her mouth, then letting them crawl around on her....Classy....
     
  9. Shine

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    What if her cunt and ass were already filled with aborted babies and dead puppies?
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    God must be in TO at the other place :hhh:
     
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    Sup CMG, hows yer bloody, swollen asshole bro
     
  12. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    You mean SFN
     
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    she can't live forever
     
  14. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    Been busy




    Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, so I cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2013 Lambo (I got connexions) and gave the valet
    $3000 in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundred (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That's just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.
     
  15. TonyJax

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    :giggle:
     
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    You do not have a 2013 lambo you liar
     
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    Why no termites?
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    Is there another place?
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Will the worms be in one orifice and cockroaches in the other separated by only by her taint or will they both be mixed up in each hole? Please clarify.
     
  20. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    What does CMG stand for?