I want to french kiss her butthole

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;Zlot0i3Zykw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw[/video]
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Haha, you're gay for a girl!
     
  3. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    a true romantic
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    My dad used the same line on my mom in a Pittsburgh dive bar in 1965
     
  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    The fuck is wrong with you Dawg?

    She is a stuck up shitbag.
     
  6. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    A stuck up shitbag who loves the dong :jerk:
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Agreed. I would punch her in her face after fucking her.
     
  9. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    What if she has an "outie?"
     
  10. banksy

    banksy My fav chil VIP

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    WAAAAAYY hotter than that Miley Cyrus bub
     
  11. banksy

    banksy My fav chil VIP

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    Loving her is red = using Taylor Swifts period tampon like a dip of snuff
     
  12. Stinkypussy

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    She would probably let you..
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    This is some thread
     
  14. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    This. She aint no Katie Perry.
     
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Very asexual whore :coffee:
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    :hitit:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    why does she always wear shorts and bikini bottoms that go up to the bottom of her tits? katy perry does the same thing an it's so stupid and gay.
     
  18. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    It's just a fashion trick-fuck to deemphasize the fact it's an abnormally long fucking gap between the honeypot and the tittays. It's high-level, Versace shit.
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    I repeat. This is some thread. :facepalm:
     
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    20 year old skinny chick needs Spanx. Sad. Nothing but a mush covered skeleton with a damaged & needy brain.

    Pass.