I want to get a nice mashitty

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. DrSublux

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    or a long knife to cut things when I go camping.

    Any recommendations?
     
  2. nazdrowie

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    oderus cho foot
     
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    I had to click on the thrad to find out wtf a mashitty is. Jesus Christ, man.
     
  4. DrSublux

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    planning on having a nice bowel movement later
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You gonna look like a pincushion when I'm done with ye
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Oh what the fudge they screwed with my title and location.
     
  7. DrSublux

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    I want to push on your taint button with my choderus
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Don't just stare at it, eat it.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Mashtitty. Talk to mrs. kelly, my sixth grade teacher. careful, she smells like lucky strikes.
     
  10. Shivvy

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    Docs going camping like a Haitian
     
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    I hope you wipe back to front :yum:
     
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    thats racist :niggerwave: god dammit steve
     
  13. Shivvy

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    steve is a fat tub of yellow shit.
     
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    Except you'll spell it bowall moovemunt.
     
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    I always buy cheap machetes cause I use them for tasks they shouldn't be used for.
     
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    chopping up tar babies?
     
  17. DrSublux

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    but seriously, do they come with 2 types of edges ie serrated (sp) and flat blade?
     
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    Fuck off, sublux :pie:
     
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    It's called google. Use it, you knob.
     
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    fuck you tea tuesday, fuck it