I want to get married to a girl named nancy

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  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com Gold

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    just so I can say, in a high-pitched voice, after I do something stupid, "I'd like to apologize to my wife nancy".
     
  2. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Don't make a mockery of this....
     
  3. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com Gold

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    hee haw
     
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    Yeah, but if you did that, Howard would make the story behind why you had to apologize his story in his next movie.
     
  5. Quedee

    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    You can start practicing by re-listening to this.
     
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    John

    You, Jackie and a DC date.

    Bring us some funny.......and the name of the company that manufactures Wigensteins wig
     
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    That's why I named my son, 'Gotham'.

    I liked my wife waking me up in the middle of the night, telling me, "Honey, Gotham needs you."

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    :yes:
     
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  10. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Thanks John. You made my Sunday morning.

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  11. stuttering john melendez

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    ha ha
     
  12. stuttering john melendez

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    dude, if howard had a wig, would that be the one he would choose?
     
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  13. stuttering john melendez

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    I think it's name is brillo.
     
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    Always wanted to bang Nancy. :coffee:

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    When will YOU ever do anything stupid?! :D

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  16. stuttering john melendez

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    where the fuck did you get that?
     
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    Add some Bayville.
    "Please don't make a mockry a dis'."
     
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    It's real hair.

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    Women at work in a hair processing factory in India. Photograph: Dieter Telemans/Panos Dieter Telemans/PANOS

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    She got really desperate for fame.
     
  20. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    Ill second this. Went to see Pablo Francisco at DC Improv last night and I was shocked at how hacky his act was.

    Come on John, DCs my town, do it and dinner is on me at Capital Grille or BLT, your choice.

    I take it your not too "evolved" to eat a steak...
     
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