I want to get some head but I have nothing to pay

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, May 27, 2015.

  1. WillyBest

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    What's a good BJ cost these days?
     
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    Go to an Asian joint.
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    @headerheader ?
     
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    Just jack off.
     
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    $10 to $20
     
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    Bro, @bansky will be over in 5 minutes, WITH a 6 pack of your choice.

    WTF are you talking about?
     
  9. gwartney

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    :eek:

    What kind of skank will let you put your dick in her mouth for ten bucks? Does that come with a heaping serving of STDs?
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I guess if it paid very well everyone would be doing it.
     
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    Possibly. Got chlamydia from that shit
     
  12. Shivvy

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    Chicks see their pussy as way more valuable than their mouth
     
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    A black gentleman at a strip club informed me they are $20 in Norfolk, VA
     
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    Don't go bareback. If she blew a guy just before you that could present some real issues..according to the Internet.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    especially at 10 bucks a pop..
     
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    You paid $250,000 in taxes last year. Supposedly....:rolleye:
     
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    Hold on....let me ask your mom...
    :artiejj:
     
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