I want to high five my 12 yr old self (video game thread)

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    The arcade version of Dragon's Lair just got released on Steam. The game originally came out in 1983 when I was 12 years old, and I dumped every available quarter into that motherfucker.

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    Your game ends after five lives, but in this version you can just keep hitting continue and go on from there.

    I just slayed the dragon and rescued Daphne, you cunts, and no -- I was never able to do it as a kid.

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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'd cram Daphne.
     
  3. BleedingGums

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  4. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    She's got big pointy nipples.

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  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Showin' that ass off too. Just beggin' for it.
     
  6. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I'm going to the science centre tomorrow for that "game on"" the history of gaming exhibit. Should be cool as fuck .
     
  7. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    That game was so hard when I was a kid...
     
  8. Chriza

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    O RLY. I didn't even know about it. Thanks for the tip. Maybe I'll go and when I'm in a crowd, I'll keep saying "Fox One. Fox One."
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Right? I had certain levels that I could do every time, and others where I knew I was fucked as soon as they appeared. I confess that this PC version has easy, normal and hard (I guess that's how forgiving it is for early or late responses), and I did it on easy, but I'm inspired to work up to hard.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I remember there being a delay between the joystick and the guy actually moving...I couldn't wrap my little 10 year old brain around that. It cost me a lot of paper route money.
     
  11. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    I own so many versions of that damn game... Still can't finish the damn thing. Guess I'll try the steam version...
     
  12. Phillip

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    I think the follow up was Space Ace, with an annoying little fucker
     
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    I really loved the beginning of dragons lair 2 where Daphne mom is calling you an idiot and throwing stuff at you cause she got kidnapped.
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Correct. I never tried it, though.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I bought a shitty PC version years ago. They kind of hand this one to you, though. Three difficulty levels, and you can turn on a thing that flashes directions and sword timing.
     
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    Go back and try to beat battletoads, then I'll be impressed. :ucoffee:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I loved that game on Panasonic 3D0 in the 90s. That Panasonic system was pretty cool too. Battle Chess was my favorite.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    [video=youtube;J_zl3rSGKY4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zl3rSGKY4[/video]
     
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    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Loved that game! One of the first that I remember costing a buck to play.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    For some reason I never got into this game. I think I was intimidated by how difficult it appeared to be.