I want to hire this attorney for the Martin family.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And then make her dance around and get naked for me.

    :c

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  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    girls that wear sarongs have cottage cheese
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She could use the exercise
     
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    i approve this thread
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Concur.

    I just want to watch her dance around naked, we'll see where things go from there. :coffee:
     
  6. tomtom

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    It will end with you getting high, shitting your pants, playing video games, jacking off in front of swifty then going to bed alone.


    Pretty much like every other night for you.
     
  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    she's a little beefy, Dave
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow. You're so angry. :smile:
     
  9. wanker

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    sipawiz wud approve
     
  10. computer blue

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    fyi, she's part black.
     
  11. tomtom

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    I was happy typing that. :scratch:
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Trust me dude, I am not down with beefy. My standards are far higher than that.

    She looks good on TV right now. Her eyes are light green, you can't see that in the picture.

    Full-on spank bank material. :coffee:
     
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    the girl may have some but have you seen the thickness of her lips? put those around your cock and you will forget about some chub.
     
  14. tomtom

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    If you want to break your dry spell you're going to need to lower your standards by a whole lot.
     
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    he's dead to us. it is better to try not to remember him, it will only hurt. ok fuck it, it wont hurt.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Finding the tittay's in the GIS I did is kind of like frosting.

    Goddamn, those are some big titties!!

    :c
     
  17. Ben Dover

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    Could see myself giving her anal