I want to live in Howard's world

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, they owe me $300 million, even though I didn't do anything"

    "Robin, my wife says she loves being with me every second but she does go out every night....what gives?"

    "Robin, although I displaced hundreds of wildlife with my McMansion, my wife did save a seagull"

    "Robin, my wife modeled in Europe. But I can't find any pics...why is that?"
     
  2. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    "Robin, my wig is ill-fitting...I mean HAIR SYSTEM"
     
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    "Robin, I am the best judge on TV"
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, a bowling alley is a necessity"
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    "Robin, my daughters don't call me or send cards on Father's Day. What is wrong with them?"
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, how many chimneys is too many?"
     
  7. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    "Raaabin, Beth and I always hold hands while we watch T.V."

    He really did say this:facepalm:
     
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    "Robin, you know I never cheated on Allison"
     
  9. GaryPuppet

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    "Robin, why wont any of my children attend the AGT tapings and support me in my other job?"
     
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    You could just become a delusional selfish fucking asshole. Same basic result. Just sayin'.:secret:
     
  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    "I will punch him right in the fucking head...I will knock him the fuck out."
     
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    "Robin, why cant i pay someone to wipe my ass for me?"
     
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    "Robin, you know I am worth every penny of my salary"

    DLC I love these one liner format threads you always throw up :pparty:
     
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    "Robin, every masseuse Beth goes to, they try to finger bang her and make her cream. What should i do?"
     
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    "JD you work so hard and are so loyal. Robin i feel like giving him a hug"

    he needs money Howard not a fucking hug
     
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    "But you're not invited." (In Howard's world lies madness anyway!)

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    Did check the swinger sites ?
     
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    Is $6,000 a lot to hang a TV?
     
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    "I could have gotten her when I was single, right Robin?"
     
  20. smackyou

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    I was fucking tons of chicks when I was single. Mad tear!