I want to punch these parents in the faces.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
    My favorites...

    "Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

    "Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

    And the best one yet,
    "Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.
     
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    Wanna fuck? :secret:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    im lucky i only got stuck with Shean
     
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    I have a boring name, but at least it's normal and not faggy.
     
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    I wanna punch yer asshole with my cock
     
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    Kyler's gonna be a douche when he gets older.
     
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    you mean white people do this too?
     
  8. deverrant

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    Wow- THAT would be a good one!
     
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    so we shouldnt go wit zygler?
     
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    :shucks::woot:
     
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    I'm gonna name by first son Johmas.
     
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    ...or Jimothy
     
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    There are a set of black twins in the school names "Mia" and "Gia"... great. It's not enough that your kids LOOK identical, and it's not enough that you dress them alike, but you've got to give them rhyming names too??
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm just waiting for the blaeks to start using asterisks and percentage signs in their kid's names...:c
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Lej@s0n
     
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    I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!
     
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    Swear to god my son went to school with a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, you see her clever parents (or more than likely single mom) decided to make the dash non silent and have you pronounce it in the name. Fuckng retards
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    :facepalm: