"I Was a Fat, Balding, Man in Washington" - Howard

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  1. Famous

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    Robin: "Even when we worked in Washington and you were really young, people used to say 'I thought you were a fat balding old man.'"

    Howard: "But I was."


    Fast forward to the 5:08 mark for the beginning of this discussion:

    [video=youtube;BCgDS8bjODw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgDS8bjODw[/video]
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    my hair began to come in thick and black when I started dieting, right Blobb?
     
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    How are you Famous?
     
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    What would Howard look like completely bald?
     
  5. PelicanWig

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    Howard's most prophetic comment ever: If you want the media to print something about you all you have to do is keep repeating it and eventually they will print it.

    That clip made me sad. Hearing Jackie, the old school ball busting and the energy in the room reminded me of what a steaming pile of shit the show has become.
     
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    I just heard a snippet of the Toby McGuire Spiderman interview and on the topic of products "shown" a little too hard in the movie, Howard said: "I don't like product placement..."

    Unless he gets a cut, free squatty potties, pretty panties, etc.
     
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    Wiggy is incapable of telling the truth. I guarantee that he committed stock fraud when he moved to Sirius I guarantee it. The feds could just not prove it beyond a reasonable doubt with the evidence they had. The federal government does not prosecute cases that are not a slam dunk.
     
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  8. Mulletude

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    Those were the glory days. Now the show limps to sign-off. Every day.
     
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    im guessing something like this

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    thats my cousin
     
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    "I'm the greatest radio personality that ever lived, right Robin?"


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    i dont see his hair thinning at all what is that whale Blobin talking about :mad:

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    "Robin, I understand now where an event change something in yourself. I was a balding fat guy and then I met my wife. I became buff and my hair grew in and became black again. Robin Beff is amazing, am I right?"
     
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    The show devolved so slowly that nobody noticed until it was too late. Looking back with eyes wide open reveals Howard to very much be the Wizard of Oz, P.T. Barnum, etc.
     
  17. Famous

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    Howard: "Do we have a wig?"

    Robin: "You need a wig?"


    ff to the 3:05 mark:

    [video=youtube;VIkcT6QtYrw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIkcT6QtYrw[/video]


    I love how they all needle him, knowing his secret, but no one has the balls to just come right out and confront him on it. The closest was when Artie questioned him during the plastic surgery revelation.
     
  18. Dlist

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    Howard has many secrets....everyone knows them but they all know to not bite the hand that feeds them. It is pathetic.
     
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    Why isn't he just honest and says he wears a wig? After a while nobody would even care.
     
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    After all, he is the King of all Honesty.:rolleye: