I was abducted by Aliens......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HAL, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Should I call the police?
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    nah, no biggie
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck off HAL
     
  4. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Americans in Canadia?
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Im afraid they wont believe me
     
  6. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Did you enjoy the probe?
     
  7. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did you take their 9 incher anal probe brah?
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I am eating Nerds
     
  9. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    No need to call the cops.

    Call a laywer to sue instead.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    That constant marijuana smoking and eating off the floor has given you a case of the crazies.
     
  11. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    hal i started a thread looking for you i was worried!
     
  12. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    yes and tell them that you killed a bunch of people
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    HAL what was longer the anal probe or Suzy's penis?
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    then she tried to get in my pants....that harlot
     
  15. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    stop it kanye
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    They tried to probe, but I have a black belt in BJJ
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    this is all true
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck did i do? :mad:
     
  19. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    what ever how many times do i have to shoot you down before you stop convincing yourself i want you
     
  20. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    thanks sweety