I was accosted by the NYPD today

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Stepping on the escalator, some asshole grabbed and yanked on my shoulder. It was a cop. Then four more came over to help him with me. :rolleyes:

    He says I stole something from the store. I tells him I ain't even been in no store.

    I knew what he was talking about though, cause right when I walked by the Duane Reade in Penn Station
    some kid* came out and all the alarms started going off.

    The haji manager said I wasn't the guy. But I still carry the embarrassment and indignation of it all with me to this day. :bigcry:
     
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  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    *the kid was a reggie.
     
  3. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Next time don't be a Reggie out in public :fil:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I never knew you were a reggie, Avery.
     
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    Pull your fuckin pants up
     
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  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wouldn't be the first time i was mistaken for one. :coffee:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'll be scarffing on a Yumbo as soon as the grub getter gets back full review coming soon
     
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    freds you broke it

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    you're guilty of something.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Found the surveillance photos .... the internets are amazing

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  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    After the cop said he was sorry, I was pretty close to being a smartass and saying "well, thanks for not killing me." It flashed. But I held back.
     
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    I was in the city today....about 200 cops at Union square, just waiting for the next protest to break out

    Very tense vibe. when I first approached one to ask what was up, I was a little leery to about even engaging them....They are under a ton of pressure right now

    I don't think I've ever thought twice about engaging a cop before....crazy times
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I can imagine the overtime bills for all of this shit.....they had hundreds of cops waiting around at every bridge, tunnel, tourist trap :facepalm:
     
  13. freds

    freds you broke it

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    yeah, save your sarcasm for us.
     
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  14. wife is a whore

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    If it was store security, you would have a lawsuit, because they aint allowed to put hands on anyone. I don't know about pigs.
     
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    My cousin retired from NYPD after all the 9/11 overtime jacked up his yearly average.
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They love this easy OT.

    It's next to impossible to be able to sue NYC for anything.
     
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    You should have tried the old "dig peanut butter out of your ass crack and eat it so they think you're crazy" move
     
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    You should have pulled a LeBron flop.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He actually made me walk up the escalator as it was going down. I shoulda "twisted and ankle" while he made me.
     
  20. Stew Nod

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    LOL, that'll get you a night in the tombs in NY