Sports I was an all county guard in high school

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I didnt give up one sack my jr year!
     
  2. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I'm sure you worked hard fighting off the sacks, but enough of the locker room talk, how was yer play on the field?
     
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    Show us the clipping
    Or it never happened slim
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    I made divisionals in the 300m intermediate hurdles my junior year, but got absolutely SMOKED in my heat (vs the kid that won State 2 weeks later, and the kid that came in 2nd)...

    So ended my unspectacular high school track career :bigcry:
     
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    What were you guarding ?
    The vending machines in the lunch room ?
     
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    Very interesting
     
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    Grade "A" thread! Top notch!
     
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    Mike would make good hamburger meat
    Mmmmmmmm 32% fat
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Stop
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    My qb
     
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    why di'int the Ravens sign you?
     
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    So you had no sack?
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    Guys who pine over high school sports like to pretend that the small one or two year window of being somewhat athletic was something it wasn't. You were never an athlete. If you were you would never have let yourself look as you do now.
     
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    You were a Hall Monitor for 1 day but were too fat to fit the sash.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I got a few d 2 offers
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    You have "dp" upside down.
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    You ever jack in the huddle?
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    What county Mike?
     
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    And then you graduated to wide receiver...



    :secret: a GED is considered graduating, right?