Entertainment I was at the colorado river having a few beers

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  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    a couple of derelicts came over and sat at my picnic bench..I was ok with it, hot out, boats going by, people having fun.
    Then I noticed my phone was gone. I said where's my phone? both them said 'duh what phone?'..I look all over for it cause I wasn't sure if I left it in my truck but I think "whoa stop the clock" why is it missing now when these dirtbags just happen to be near? Someone walks by and I say hey call my phone..they do and I hear ringing, I walk back towards the picnic bench and the ringing is coming from the trash can. Those sneaky bastards
     
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    guess the race?
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Guess the beers ?
     
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    crusty white
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    miller high life
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Keep your phone in your pocket.
     
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    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    Scumbags. Glad you got your phone back.
     
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    My bad. If I had known it was you...
     
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    So they threw it in the trash when you got wise to them?
     
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    The champagne of beers.
     
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    What celebrities did they look like ?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Gross

    This is the correct answer
     
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    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't let my phone or my beer out of my sight if those 2 showed up at my picnic table.
    :belch:
     
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    hmmm off the top of my head I'd say uncle martin on I forget the tv show he played a martian and the younger one a dirty jeffery dahmer
     
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    were they white with no college education by chance? :jj:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Shoot your hot frothy cum right up my asshole
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    no..I must have stepped to the truck for a beer and one of them tossed it. The truck was 10 feet away, my back was turned was all it took.
     
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    That's quite a pair.
    Lucky they only tried to rip off your cell phone.
     
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