I was doing fine until that dumb bitch Beth rescued me

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    She cut off my balls and imprisoned me in a room with blind cats.




    bethosternPeter Parker's journey continues tomorrow, without me... My work is done and it's time for him to start his life with his forever family. I still cry every time I think of him living on that ledge for over 3 weeks.. I love how we all worked together to save him... Instagram saves lives!! @juliannetauriello , nice grab! ❤️ He is by far the coolest cat I've ever known. #nomoreledgeforyou


     
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    Awesome rescue, the cat looks so much healthier after his fostering.
     
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    Why are you here? Curious.
     
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    SFN closed, this is the only other Stern fan forum.
     
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    Real rescue videos.

    Fuck this dick freckle.
     
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    I know you're trolling but I'll play along.
    What exactly looks healthier about the cat?
    Seems pretty happy in that first pic :dontknow:
     
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    Reported.
     
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    I'm skeptical. I think those are two different cats.
     
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    11, 051 negs :cwl:
     
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    Let's see if I can get it to 11,351
     
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    I think they're the same cat. The first one looks more relaxed. The second one he's much more tense with nasty greasy extensions hanging in the picture as he's being held down.
     
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    He got into Beef's Xanax and wine.
     
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    That should let you know that there isn't any fans left.
     
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    Made a contribution -11, 501 :ral:
     
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    That cat made Beefus moan more than Hoohoo ever has.
     
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    There's no way that cat spent 3 weeks on the ledge. It's far more likely that someone brought him into their apartment to sleep at night, gave him food and water, then let him spend the day on the ledge which he clearly likes (Beth posted many photos of him sitting on her windowsill at home). Just another fairy tale backstory about her cats, all designed to get praise and attention for herself.
     
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    I guess you do not catch on quick, do you.