I was embarrassed to be a New Yorker today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by schnauzer, May 15, 2012.

  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    "in Manhattan, there's these great salad places"

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  2. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Eat a bagel or a slice and settle your ass down! :nono:
     
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    get a slice and shut the fuck up
     
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    Howard sounded like such a ______ when he said that.
    Wonder if he got his with vinaigrette or oil & vinegar.
     
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    Astoria isn't Manhattan Mrs. Embarrassed.
     
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    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    How was court, Spazzz?
     
  8. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    Howard's the kind of whiny, elitist, Woody Allen-ish (very ish in Howard's case), West Side snob, that makes America dislike New Yorkers. & i don't blame them. He has such arrogant disregard for the cultural & culinary offerings of 99% of the country, it's quite possible he believes access to salad is exclusive to his zip code.
     
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    Howard is the reason that some people are anti-semitic.
     
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    I heard that and didn't understand it. He said they got home late, "around 5:30", so they ordered salads. Is there a woman (and, not to be sexist - probably plenty of men, too) here who couldn't have had a meal on the table by 6:30?
     
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    Showed 'em the statement from the tint guy saying my windows were 30% tint? It was thrown out.
    The Goshen cop told me tinted side glass was illegal in NY.
    Cops that don't know traffic law should be canned for ones who do.
     
  12. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Good salad in NYC? I have to laugh at that. If it wasn't dark outside I'd go take a photo of my small garden out back. Spinach, lettuce, onions, beets, carrots, snow peas, radishes all up right now and when i want a salad I just go out with a bowl and make one. Howard wouldn't know a good salad if it fell out of his wig.
     
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    I hate when cops make it up as they go. Glad you were victorious.
     
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    I was home at 5:10pm, and we had tacos and rice at 6:15pm.
     
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    Move to Florida. That's what everyone else up here does. :idea:
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    George was right on that one. And there's nothing Howard loves better than a tossed salad.
     
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    The funny part that nobody has mentioned is Mr. Pescitarian had egg whites on his big salad.


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    What did you say? I was staring at your avatar! :D
     
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    Youre in goshen? Hey now..... im kinda close.
     
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    Eating an egg is like eating a human! :D