I was embarrassed to be a New Yorker today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by schnauzer, May 15, 2012.

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  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    "in Manhattan, there's these great salad places"

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  2. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Eat a bagel or a slice and settle your ass down! :nono:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    get a slice and shut the fuck up
     
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    Howard sounded like such a ______ when he said that.
    Wonder if he got his with vinaigrette or oil & vinegar.
     
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    Astoria isn't Manhattan Mrs. Embarrassed.
     
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    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    How was court, Spazzz?
     
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  8. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    Howard's the kind of whiny, elitist, Woody Allen-ish (very ish in Howard's case), West Side snob, that makes America dislike New Yorkers. & i don't blame them. He has such arrogant disregard for the cultural & culinary offerings of 99% of the country, it's quite possible he believes access to salad is exclusive to his zip code.
     
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    Howard is the reason that some people are anti-semitic.
     
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  10. Lou Cypher

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    I heard that and didn't understand it. He said they got home late, "around 5:30", so they ordered salads. Is there a woman (and, not to be sexist - probably plenty of men, too) here who couldn't have had a meal on the table by 6:30?
     
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  11. Spazzmatazz

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    Showed 'em the statement from the tint guy saying my windows were 30% tint? It was thrown out.
    The Goshen cop told me tinted side glass was illegal in NY.
    Cops that don't know traffic law should be canned for ones who do.
     
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  12. yippeekyaa

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    Good salad in NYC? I have to laugh at that. If it wasn't dark outside I'd go take a photo of my small garden out back. Spinach, lettuce, onions, beets, carrots, snow peas, radishes all up right now and when i want a salad I just go out with a bowl and make one. Howard wouldn't know a good salad if it fell out of his wig.
     
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    I hate when cops make it up as they go. Glad you were victorious.
     
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    I was home at 5:10pm, and we had tacos and rice at 6:15pm.
     
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    Move to Florida. That's what everyone else up here does. :idea:
     
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  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    George was right on that one. And there's nothing Howard loves better than a tossed salad.
     
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    The funny part that nobody has mentioned is Mr. Pescitarian had egg whites on his big salad.


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    What did you say? I was staring at your avatar! :D
     
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    Youre in goshen? Hey now..... im kinda close.
     
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    Eating an egg is like eating a human! :D
     
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