I was going to make a spin off thread.

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  1. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I was debating between "How Can I Be Inconceivable on Myspace" and "Chriza gets the flute from my Beav" when I realized I was really, really stupid.

    So, hi.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Do eeeeet!
     
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    [video=youtube;jWQYYavheUA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQYYavheUA[/video]
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I get the car, you get the cat since you just lost one
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  6. Oderus

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    :jj:
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :happywave: Hi, bud.....
     
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    Good morning, J. How was your fucking weekend?
     
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    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    hold on, gonna try & quote myself from Chriza's thread...
     
  10. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Saturday, drank too much so this was my Sunday....

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    didn't puke, just felt like shit....and the Bears lost so that didn't help....​
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

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    This is now a party
     
  12. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    couple of weeks ago, we had to cut down 3 huge trees, partially dead....breaks my heart though.....our lot is surrounded by trees & I hate losing them....
     
  13. Oderus

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    I'm kinda pissed about ours. Not sure what killed them. I'm betting it was the snakes getting revenge. No effing way I'm bringing in full sized trees so we'll be lacking shade for the next year or two.
     
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    are you gonna buy the cheaper, smaller versions & just wait for them to grow.....we bought an autumn blaze maple (bout 8' tall) 3 years ago, sonofabitch is already 15' tall....beautiful tree....
     
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    :omg: I think we bought the same trees. We planted two yesterday.
     
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    bf did a snake relocation program couple of years ago....it worked....gotta transfer those bastards....
     
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    I got those too! Some boring bug got into mine and almost killed them but I caught it in time and used some Bayer tree and shrub stuff that killed the bugs. They are healing nicely.
     
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    we paid one of those asshole lawn care companies to come and treat them. They just got worse. Those motherfuckers. Now they keep showing up, wanting to spray them again and they leave us voicemails scolding us for having the gate locked despite us cancelling the service multiple times.
     
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    If you have bugs that Bayer shit works wonders. Other than that, a cupful of 12-12-12 around the edge of the root ring is all you need. Once in the fall is all I do.
     
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    I'll make a note. I'm going to watch the fuckers myself this time and not rely on asshole lawncare companies.