WTF I was going to post a thread about this, but

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  1. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    My wife started blowing me in the hottub and the old Chineese lady behind our house started watching. It seemed rather odd. I had to eject and get a beer and a bowl. Now my wife thinks there's something wrong with her or her style or I don't love her.

    I'm out of beer, stoned and posting this while I'm shitting....what's for dinner?
     
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  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Ever consider talking to the woman? Or is it all makeup and grunting?
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Mmmmkay.
     
  4. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    I have tried talking to the old Chineese lady but she speaks no English, so I need my neighbors kid to translate.
     
  5. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Pretty random.
    Do you walk to work or take your lunch?
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Hey kid, tell this Chink bitch that if she wants to watch, she could at least work my balls a bit...
     
  9. Ashbeard

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    I've been thinking of getting a hot tub to spice things up with the wife. Was thinking of having it in a closed gazebo to discourage neighbors from watching me get blown though.
     
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    gross. Get a room if you can't afford a private hot tub. aint nobody got time for dat!
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  11. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    fyp
     
  12. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    ???
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    This is the fake story, Mike.
     
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    Be happy your wife still wants to blow you even though you shit at night like an infant.
     
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  15. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Oh so sorry, she's real and hot as fuck!
     
  16. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

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    Is a hot tub required for BJs?
     
  17. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    No. Never hurts to try something new though.
     
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  18. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Jerk it into the Chink's eye and make her squint even more. She is a cunt.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    No freaking way! She's a train wreck who chops off chicken heads in her back yard and complains her son's don't park the car in a feng shui manor. That lazy eyed freak of nature gives me the willies. So having her scope out my dill bag getting jossled just wasn't cool, but I understand that getting a blowie in my backyard off the cuff...but she should have heeded her death stare at my session and let me play through.
     
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  20. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Fair enough, but you didn't give us that info prior to me replying. Kill her.