i was having vaginal sex with a girl in college and she queefed

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she wasn't even embarrassed or anything. i know she knew she queefed, but she pretended like nothing happened. i was happy that it didn't smell. nothing worse than a smelly queef. :c

    this is a true story. it was my first experience with an actively queefing girl.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    at least you weren't having oral sex with her and she queefed. be thankful for that.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    If you were inside of her, your pumping action was likely the cause of the queef. I've had that happen.
     
  4. The Gunt

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    Thank you. It's not like that happens involuntarily all the time. It was dinkus' fault.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Lol. I make this happen on purpose.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    good point. it didn't bug me at all, but the fact that she just didn't seem to care was weird. if my dick farted during sex i'd be all embarrassed. she was a nice girl too.

    good point. maybe i should have been embarrassed.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that;s disrespectful.
     
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    Hell yeah..Thats when you know you are hitting it right. When it sounds like a work boot stuck in the mud.
     
  9. GHP

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    The proper response is, "I'm sorry my dick made you queef. Shall we continue?"
     
  10. The Cunt

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    Farts with anal are the best
     
  11. gwartney

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    I like the sound of her vag slamming shut when I suddenly remove my penis.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Yeah. But it's lulzy.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    so proper ettiqutte is for me to validate the queef and accept responsibility. i am going to remember that for next time.
     
  14. The Gunt

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    I made my screen name in honor of yours.
     
  15. Capn Crud

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    Thats a big vag :hole:
     
  16. gwartney

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    Fixed
     
  17. crazypreacher

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    Proper ettiquitte is to laugh. Then go downtown.
     
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    If you ripped a big nasty fart at dinner would you both pretend like nothing happened?
     
  19. The Gunt

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    Women who have lots of babies sometimes are so baggy inside that when the baby is ready to be bornt it falls out on the street while the lady is getting into a taxi.
     
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    ok :right: