I was in Brazil dancing with this chick then my pregnant wife shows up

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    And this happened...

     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You're a good dancer
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    thanks.
     
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  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No prob bro. Get down with your bad self.
     
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    Dios mio.
     
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    Clearly he was in the wrong
    But she's no prize.
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    That's a huge rabbit
     
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    :artiejj:
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    your wife's an ugly bitch dawg
     
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  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Portuguese is the ugliest sounding language.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    My sister's fluent in it and she sounds like she's got a head cold when she speaks it. None of the real Brazilians I kniw sound like that. FYI.

    that woman looks like a pregnant MMA fighter, too.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    THE MORE YOU KNIW
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I've known hundreds of real Brazilians, and that's pretty much what they sound like.

     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Well I've known thousands of them, and that's not what they sound like at all.
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Sorry. You misunderstood me. I've known millions of them, and they all speak Dutch.
     
  17. Stew Nod

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  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    If those were monk's moves I never would have been.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That isn't you, you're not married and not clicking. dumb
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Sounds more like Portuguese IMO.:ucoffee: