I was just at the grocery store.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CreamyBone, May 14, 2015.

  1. CreamyBone

    CreamyBone Lookin forward to the nachos

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    While I was there, I had the smoothest rolling cart ever.

    Bitch was like butter on butter.
     
  2. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    36 pack of coors light, 35 pack of bottled water.

    throw in a bouquet of cilantro to make it look legit.
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    CreamyBone fucks the hottest bitches this side of Rio de Janeiro
     
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  4. CreamyBone

    CreamyBone Lookin forward to the nachos

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    habaneros, astroglide, ground turkey, crest cool mint, dark chocolate M&M's, neutrogena clean balance shampoo, contractor cleanup bags
     
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  5. CreamyBone

    CreamyBone Lookin forward to the nachos

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    i go all in, bro
     
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  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  7. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    :jj: very eclectic.
     
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    He was in the porn business for a while, it's tough to find a hot bitch he hasn't fucked.
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Habaneros and AstroGlide :worried:
     
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    So it's not too rough, but she'll remember... she'll remember
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who said anything about "she"?


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  12. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    no tp? :rolleye:
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    The habanero is going to require a rinse off for the next couple days
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Why do you hate me?
     
  15. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    "I'm working at the supermarket right now." at 1:41

     
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  16. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    we can throw the cilantro in the trash on the way out. it's a ruse, honey.
     
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  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    He got contractor bags
     
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