WTF I was just at the grocery store...

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  1. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And a man came up to me and asked me to take his pic with his phone. Me: "Ugh, sure."; Him as he was backing up to pose in front of the berries: "I have to prove to my girlfriend that I'm here. She doesn't believe me. " :::big sigh and annoyed head shake by him::: ; Me: "Ha! She's tough!" :::laugh::: ; Him, serious as a heart attack: "You have no idea. I have to prove everything."

    Then he thanked me, took his phone and rushed out of the store.

    Notes:
    * This was a MANLY man - big, muscular - looked natural and not pumped; Mr. Clean bald, almost scary, but kinda sexy.
    * He was probably 40s - so not a young guy who hasn't yet learned to assert himself.

    Why would a man be *THAT* scared of his girlfriend? Amazing sex he doesn't want to compromise?
     
  2. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    That guy is going through your trash at night.
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    No idea.
     
  4. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    You don't say!!:dog:
     
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  5. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Sounds pussywhipable too. What's not to love?
     
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  6. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Have you ever seen how mean and feisty you ladies get? It was self preservation for the poor guy.
     
  7. Gusbuss

    Gusbuss VIP Extreme Gold

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    He couldn't do a selfie?
     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No. I'm telling you, he was skerred. :)
     
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  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Something fishy, why couldn’t he take a selfie? Now your fingerprints are on his phone :bigthink
     
  10. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    I think he was tryin to hit on ya jayla
     
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  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I guess. I didn't ask. It was odd.
     
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  12. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    They have a child together?
     
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    I just had some telemarketer call like 50 times. His phone was so bad all I could hear was "Claim your Mercedes....Hello? Hello?Hello?. " Calling him a faggot and dont call hear anymore he finally gave up. Its crazy out there. Thank you.
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No. It wasn't like that at all. Plus, he ran off as soon as I took it. I was with my kids and even they were like :wtf:
     
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  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    They must. I was just thinking - a wife whom you have kids with can do real damage, but a girlfriend?
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He was wearing a neon pink tank.
     
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  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What color was his windowless van?
     
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  18. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :snicker:

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  19. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Full blown pussification of America
     
  20. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well there's your answer. :c
     
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