I was just attacked by a son of a bitch cat

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    a stray kitten got into my house (don't ask) so i corner him behind a couch and grab him, he goes fucking berserker, scratching and biting the ever living shit out me until i tossed his dirty ass outside. needless to say i'm bleeding and what not.
    so my question is, am i going to die?
     
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    Probably.
     
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    make sure you thoroughly clean all scratches
    hydrogen peroxide
    never try to pick up a stray cat especially not heavily clothed gloved
    he could have had rabies
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    No, but you'll probably turn into a Werecat the first full moon.
     
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    Cat-scratch disease commonly presents as tender, swollen lymph nodes near the site of the inoculating bite or scratch or on the neck, and is usually limited to one side. This condition is referred to as regionallymphadenopathy and occurs 1–3 weeks after inoculation.[4] Lymphadenopathy in CSD most commonly occurs in the arms, neck, or jaw, but may also occur near the groin or around the ear.[2] Avesicle or an erythematous papule may form at the site of initial infection.[2] Most patients also develop systemic symptoms such as malaise, decreased appetite, and aches.[2] Other associated complaints include headache, chills, muscular pains, joint pains,arthritis, backache, and abdominal pain. It may take 7 to 14 days, or as long as two months, for symptoms to appear. Most cases are benign and self-limiting, but lymphadenopathy may persist for several months after other symptoms disappear.[2] The disease usually resolves spontaneously, with or without treatment, in one month.

    In rare situations, CSD can lead to the development of serious neurologic or cardiac sequelae such asmeningoencephalitis, encephalopathy, seizures, orendocarditis.[2] Endocarditis associated withBartonella infection has a particularly high mortality.[4] Parinaud's oculoglandular syndrome is the most common ocular manifestation of CSD,[2]and is a granulomatous conjunctivitis with concurrent swelling of the lymph node near the ear.[5]Optic neuritis or neuroretinitis is one of the atypical presentations.[6]

    Immunocompromised patients are susceptible to other conditions associated with B. henselae and B. quintana, such as bacillary angiomatosis or bacillary peliosis.[2] Bacillary angiomatosis is primarily a vascular skin lesion that may extend to bone or be present in other areas of the body. In the typical scenario, the patient has HIV or another cause ofsevere immune dysfunction. Bacillary peliosis is caused by B. henselae that most often affects patients with HIV and other conditions causing severe immune compromise. The liver and spleen are primarily affected, with findings of blood-filled cystic spaces on pathology.[7] It has been reported that a woman lost eyesight in an eye after a cat
     
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    Do not try to stop the bleeding. Squeeze out the blood to the degree you don't hurt yourself.

    The poor kitten was probably scared.
     
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    Call the NSAL hotline or alert Beth personally on twitter
     
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    Had a similar thing happen. Ended up making trips to the hospital every 8 hours over 2 weeks for an IV Cipro, because the original antibiotics didn't work.
     
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    oh it was a kitten?
    I would of done that too
     
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    Didn't Underdog Woman get into some serious health issues from a cat scratch? And also:

     
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    well tonight should finish you off
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    Um, where's the cat video your maid filmed on her phone? :eek:
     
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    Yeah, I tried to take in a stray once - ugh, never again ... :no:
     
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    A similar thing happened to my cousin-something pretty harmless turned into a pretty scary situation.... A lot of antibiotics later she was better
     
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    Call Beth stern
     
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    Jewlican Not this shit again!

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    If you start to become light-sensitive and nauseous while eating, better ........Oh, that's for Strigoi!
     
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