i was just facetiming with my gf

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    she said she had to go because i made a face and she said, "i know what that face means." she thought i farted but i didn't. what kind of bullshit is that? i don't have an official fart face for christ's sake.
     
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    She looked in to your eyes and knew that your heart had moved on to another...
     
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    clever spinoff thread idear: i was just two-timing my gf...

    ...with a cute 21 year old.
     
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    also known as my fart face, i guess.
     
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    you should give her a dutch oven next time you sleep with her.
     
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    she'd probably do that to me. i started a thread once about how i was in the other room and i heard her fart super loudly from a different room.
     
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    I do.

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    I had a ceasar salad for dinner and it's given me the wind something awful :oops:
     
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    those are delish but i haven't had one in over a year.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I'm sitting here in a cloud of my own flatus :mad:
     
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    farts are so gross. aerosol poo essence.
     
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    here's a clip of my wife when she was in a playful mood.


     
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    you fart in front of your gf?
    isn't that a violation of the oh so trendy hipster commandments?
     
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    jesus christ i swear i could smell that.
     
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    no i don't fart. she accused me of farting because she said i made a fart face when we were facetiming. but she heard nothing b/c i didn't fart. i don't fart in front of her and i don't ever want her to fart in front of me. not hipster thing. i have a super hero like sense of smell and farts are gross.
     
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    Your face looks just like Lar's av when you fart, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    My fart face.

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    Your imaginary gf sounds like an immature cunt, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    Imaginary gf's never say no. :no:
     
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