I was just thinking....what if somebody were to jump on Howard's lap

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, May 10, 2012.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    or grab his head and start kissing it.......Would this person be walking around with a bloody nose shortly thereafter? :c
     
  2. Lou Skunt

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    What happens when a Jew with a ten inch boner runs into a wall?























    He gets a bloody/broken nose. :dance:
     
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    howcie would sue them........
     
  5. Ruffypup

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    Jogging my memory ........In the past 24 hrs, he got physical with Jimmy Fallon, Matt Lauer, Sherri Shepard, Barbara Walters ......
     
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    his ocd is on hold for as many marbles he can collect before nbc fires him.
    then he will sue them too.
     
  7. Undead

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    His Dick would probably get pretty hard before all that though? No???
     
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    Ronnie would bite their ankle?
     
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    I don't know...what else is going on now...all I do know...is goodnight. Good knight to all.
     
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    Bah, goodnight I meant...
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Why waste a perfectly good assassination opportunity?
     
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    Howard gropes, he doesnt get groped.
     
  13. Vdrummer35

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    howcies only touching people because he's pissed that beff o is touching everone & every animal she has contact with.
     
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    Kind of sounds like one of those private backroom parties at Scores. (..and elsewhere.)

    ...with the blody nose part coming afterward etc. (...drug use etc..sniff sniff.)
     
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    How totally bizarre was all that pawing at other people. "Like me, Like me?"
    Maybe just plain friggin' nuts at this point. Douche-chills all around! :transcheer:
     
  16. Ruffypup

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    I just find it odd how in studio he keeps 5 arm lengths distance from anyone and never actually hugs a guest or make any contact.
     
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    Its his shtick to appear warm and cuddly in front of his new potential viewers. Just more phonyiness. Desgraciada!!!
     
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    He apparently only has OCD when the person isn't a celebrity. Just sayin'
     
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    Yep! So much for Howard's "germ phobia" :rolleye: All that kissing and hugging ....soooooooo PHONY...
    He said some pretty mean things about Elisabeth Hasslebeck in the past and SHE really went off on Howard demanding an Apology from him! (for his comments about Katherine McFee needing to lose 15lbs!!) so now they're hugging and kissing??? oy vey
    what a bunch of phony's...

    What was up with HOward asking Matt and Barbara W. "are you high?? are you on SPEED???" :dontknow: WTF??
    I think Benjy wrote his "script" and lifted OUR thoughts and words!!! IMO
    He had the same stories...the same jokes...on each show!! (even said Matt lost his "mojo"...I've been posting for the past year that Howard Lost HIS MOJO) ;)
    AND Was....Howard referring to Jason with his comments about NOT saying "ah ah ah aaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhh" on the radio????

    I've posted MANY threads about Jason Kaplan saying "aaaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaahhhhh" ..that he has NO VOICE for RADIO!! (maybe he's the asshole HATER ??)

    Then Howard gives HIM A SHOW ON H101 ?? He's always on the WUS with his "aaaaaaah aaaaaaaah aaaaah" annoying opinions! :facepalm:

    It's mind-boggleing.....so much for "honesty"....hard to keep track of so many
    contradictions!!!! :eek:

    ps...SORRY for hijacking your FUNNY thread RP.....I'm consolidating all my opinions on ONE post !! haha to avoid being attacked by that asshole LOSER!! ;)

    love U
    xoxoxBB
     
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    Fixed for my fellow posters who value their eyesight.