i was just walking around the grocery store with a huge boner

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    my d was hanging in a very specific way and my underwear and pants were rubbing in the top of the head in such a way that i got a big boner. lasted almost the whole shopping trip. i'm very happy i was wearing a fall jacket that was long enough that it mostly hid it.

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    Small and bushy hipster boner, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    how do you know :scratch:
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i trim my beav, faggit.
     
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    Skp's married, faggit. Pwned!
     
  7. VarmintSam

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    ya schmoopy how do you know? :wtf:
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

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    schmoopy answer their question, faggit.
     
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    Pro tip: next time head right to the frozen food section.
     
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  10. Harry Gibbs

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    she's a sexy lady and her husband is a very luck man.
    @skp2978
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    No, faggit. Pwned!
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

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    so i can fuck a stoffer's french bread pizza. :cheer:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    lol chicken shit jew turd.
     
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    @Schmoopy
     
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    Exactly :lo5:
     
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    I'm not Jewish, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    you weren't at a farmers' market? At a grocery store like a Plebian? For shame. I hope it was Whole Foods at least.
     
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    come on nah.
     
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