I was listening to Adele on my way to work this morning

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She is fat and sassy :ohno:
     
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    Oh ya, that's not gay or anything.
     
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    I was just wondering where you were.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well technically I was listening to Colin Cowherd and then he went to commercial so I switched to a music station and it was some song of hers I'd never heard and I was like :cheer:
     
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    I'm suprised a deer didn't run out in front of you to put you out of your misery.
     
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    Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeep

    I'm so sick of that fucking song
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But how do you feel about The Simpsons?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's my dog's girlfriend
     
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    lol adele [​IMG]
     
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    The yellow squirty one?
     
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    Her 15 minutes are up. She'll just get fat and lesbian like Sinaed O'Connor now.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :scratch:
     
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    Pro Tip: Pugs should be exterminated for the greater good.
     
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    She could be hot if she'd lose the weight.
     
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    I read that as "That's my girlfriends dog" :jj:
     
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    Adele eats at Taco Bell.

    Often. :pig:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The yellow one and the squirty one are different people and neither is my current girlfriend :grad:
     
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    Listening to Colin Cowherd is gayer than listening to Adele.

    Confirmed.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He definitely has the more feminine voice of the two