Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 31, 2012.
She is fat and sassy
Oh ya, that's not gay or anything.
I was just wondering where you were.
Well technically I was listening to Colin Cowherd and then he went to commercial so I switched to a music station and it was some song of hers I'd never heard and I was like
I'm suprised a deer didn't run out in front of you to put you out of your misery.
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeep
I'm so sick of that fucking song
But how do you feel about The Simpsons?
That's my dog's girlfriend
The yellow squirty one?
Her 15 minutes are up. She'll just get fat and lesbian like Sinaed O'Connor now.
Pro Tip: Pugs should be exterminated for the greater good.
She could be hot if she'd lose the weight.
I read that as "That's my girlfriends dog"
Adele eats at Taco Bell.
The yellow one and the squirty one are different people and neither is my current girlfriend
Listening to Colin Cowherd is gayer than listening to Adele.
He definitely has the more feminine voice of the two