i was looking for a healthy recipe for homemade shortcake

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and i came across a youtube video of some raw food faggit who's video said "healthy strawberry shortcake."

    he had his daughter slice bananas and put strawberries on them. shortcake!

    fucker.
     
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    pwned!
     
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    i use bisquick.
     
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    he said you don't want starches because they "plug you up, vibrationally."
     
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    i saw recipes for biscuits that use bisquick, sour cream, melted butter, and 7 up. that's it.
     
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    [video=youtube;6GwtTAVHaFA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GwtTAVHaFA[/video]
     
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    how can you call it shortcake when there's no shortcake in it? the "shortcake" is sliced bananas.
     
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    Do you have adequate porridge young Mayhem?
     
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    i've been commuting to work by bicycle, so i've had to leave the house earlier and, thus, i don't have time to eat porridge in the morning anymore.
     
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  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    on the upside, i rode an extra 75 miles last week just from commuting, alone. :cheer:
     
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    Maybe I prefer to be plugged up vibrationally. :fil:
     
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    touche
     
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    the recipe is on the box.